Hookah Aficionados Prints

Turkey smoking a hookah.

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Free Range Golfers

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Remote control car breakdown.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Damn early birds.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

Noah's Ark

Extreme Imbibing.

The Farmer's Return.

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Cocktail Franks

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'The health elf will never find me up here.'