Hookah Aficionados Prints

Turkey smoking a hookah.

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Free Range Golfers

Remote control car breakdown.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Damn early birds.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

The Farmer's Return.

Cocktail Franks

Noah's Ark

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

Cocktailgating. . . .

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Extreme Imbibing.

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Tequila Mocking Bird

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"