Hook-handed Gadget Lover Mugs

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'E-books?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'