Hoofbeat Historian T-Shirts

"I grew up on a farm. In fact, I learned to ride a horse before I could walk!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man taking a bow

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Robert Schumann

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Michail Glinka

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

Franz Liszt.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Johann Strauss

The last of the mullet.

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

Frederic Chopin.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

The Beatles