Hoof-tapping Dreamer Prints

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Saxophone Player.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Basketball

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Lionel Messi

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.