Honeymoon Hope Pillows

'I've left him, Daddy - The pervert tried to book me into a hotel with him.'

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Romantic Violinist.

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Is that pancake ready yet?

Airplane Mode.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Italia tours

Lounging by the pool

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Inappropriate Snowmen