Honeymoon Dinner Prints

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"And how would you like your steak?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Romantic Frogs

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"