Honeymoon Dinner Prints

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"