
"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."
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"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."
"Colin kept the bar fairly low."
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God's Sticky Notes
"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."
"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."
'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'
"Oh, no! My bucket list!"
"I'd rather be at the office."
"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."
Labradoodle/Labradon't-le
" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."
'It's your night to catch dinner.'
"Dad and his stupid bucket list."
'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'
The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.
"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."
"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."
There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.
"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"
'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'
"See you in the morning."
'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'
'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'
"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."
'Everyone should have a bucket list!'
'My next move is to figure out my next move.'
'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'
"I can catch up with all the chores my wife wants done over the Labor Day weekend."
"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"
'Excuse his boring wine selection. You can't expect more from someone who has 'visiting a Walmart' on his bucket list.'
'Put it on my 'to do' list...'
Cat's 'To Do' list.
Things to Do: Sit, Stay, Sit, Stay.
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