Honest Prankster Mugs

It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Stupid Cupid.