Homoeopathic Practitioner Prints

Ruth began to regret visiting the homoeopathic practitioner.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

New Age Store.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

The New Age Dentist.

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

'Hi-vis honey I'm home!'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

'I was hoping you could fix it with homeopathy.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"