Homework Trickster Prints

'I got a B+ formy book report on 'Danger Mountain' by Warren Esterson. Not bad, considering there's no such book.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

High speed cinder block

Pull an all-nighter?

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

In and Out Box

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"Namaste."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Safe!'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'