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'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'

"No, my dog didn't eat my homework. He piddled on it. Do you still want it?"

"Thanks for that. Do you mind if I ask you a few maths questions now?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."