Homework Excuse Champion Mugs

Dog Obedience School: 'I ate my homework.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

Homework flavored dog food

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...