Homeward Bound Dreamer Mugs

The bus home.

Romance

What else is there to wish for?

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

The Idea of America.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Inbox and Outbox

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

No Action Comics

Man with a Plan

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Employment Office.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Graduation Day 2020

A painter drawing a ship