Homesick Hearts Prints

"Know what I miss most about Texas? Tumbleweeds."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

Drinking Companions

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Coastguard

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

The Children's Hospital

Coronovirus dreams

Pucker up!

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

"Plenty of fish"

Valentines

"We worked on this place for years – a real labor of love."

Looking For Love.

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

Do It.

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

'You'll turn into a butterfly.'

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

Happy 2021

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

'Over five thousand friends, and not one remembered my birthday.'

Begging cildren shivering in summer

An old man in an hourglass filled with hearts

'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...'

Monday is indeterminate species night.

Cupid and Doctor