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'I won't be coming in again - my dad's set up a free school in his shed.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

First Word

Covid and Restarting School

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

"Home school marching band"

Homeschooling

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

Right little madam.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

I'm home-schooling him.

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Pandemic-parenting

(Preschool for Dummies)

Home Schooled On The Range

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"We're home-enlightening him."