Homeland Security Professional Prints

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Giving Nielsen Too Much Credit

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

The Costs Of Doing War.

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Mouse security camera.

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Office Safety.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'Call Homeland Security and find out if Bin Laden is behind it.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Scientist cleans lab window.

Fencing Venn Graph

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

"Look what I bought from Ralphie...a surveillance camera! It keeps watch over your valuables."

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

42 Day Detention Vote - 'OK! That's unanimous then - it'll become official school policy.'

'After Graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance by the C.I.A. How about you?'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Home security isn't subtle. If you've got it, flaunt it!"

Disabilities and Health & Safety

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

Dual Airbags

Rodin's Look-out Man

Selling Home Security Systems.

'Those dumb Canadians won't bother us anymore sir.'

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

"My dad works in surveillance."