Homebrew Hobbyist Pillows

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

John's invention kept him in both beer and heating!

'How's my brother-in-law's home brew? It's great; it removes all the dirt and leaves a lasting shine,'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I brew it myself.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Beer Lunch

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"We grind our own catnip."

"You order the microbrew?"

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."