Homebound Sports Hero Prints

"He got so desperate to watch sports, he's resorted to watching the dog play with his ball."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Planting veggies

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'You can't beat home groan.'

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

How is the homeschooling going?

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

Xabi Alonso and Asier Illarramendi

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Don't bother with the whole squad,Rooney and co. will suffice.'

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

'Mam, we're from the Monsanto Corporation. Your tomato plant is in violation of a number of copyrights.'

Teleworking and face to face work

Dinara Safina

'We grow our own but I know you prefer supermarket stuff.'

Golfing across the islands.