Homebody Eater Pillows

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog Walking Services

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"You are still here."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Sheltering in place.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"He's an indoor cat."