Homebody Comedians Prints

'Honestly Simon, you treat this house like a hotel!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Sheltering in place.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"You are still here."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"