Homebody Comedians Prints

'Honestly Simon, you treat this house like a hotel!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You are still here."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Sheltering in place.

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."