Homebody Chuckler Mugs

Sarah's underwear kept creeping up on her.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Sheltering in place.

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"