Home Workshop Hero Mugs

Magnetic North

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I could get used to working remotely."

A holiday at home

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Working from home