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Magnetic North

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

A Good Batch.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

A holiday at home

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

Covid and Restarting School

Dummies Books.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Working from home