Home With Pets Mugs

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

Family with pets.

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'We'll take it!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Well, was the news good today?'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'