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"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Gadget geek.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Fixing the Computer.