Home-tech Specialist Prints

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

Bathing and Showering.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."