Home Sweet Home Dreamer Mugs

"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'I like child bearing HIPS!'

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

Don't worry aobut the bell, the don't ring it at night!

House at the sea 'Will it still be okay after the ice caps melt?'

"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."

Big canon. 'They won't bother you, if you don't bother them.'

And it's only a stone's throw from the local school.

Limbo Acres - A great place to live while wondering where to go next.

So much for affordable housing

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'Is that you, Take That?'

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."