Home Surveillance Mugs

"My god - look at him next door. . . he's sooo nosy!!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Soliciting

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Mouse security camera.

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

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The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."