Home Staging Superhero Prints

Careless movers.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A holiday at home

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Sales tied in knots

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Fathers are Heroes

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

Sleeping on the Job

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'First, build a chimney.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."