Home Spa Day Devotee Gifts

'Sylvia! Sylvia!! Go easy with the bubble-bath!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

This Year's Spa

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Complete Makeover

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Being Pampered.

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'Medium well, please.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"She massages egos."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."