Home Shopping Mugs

Watching shopping channel - "Why do you always drag me along when you go shopping?"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Domestic Goddess.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."