Home Security Guru Prints

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Would you mind closing the window please?"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Mouse security camera.

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

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'Your father installed a security system.'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Hello, security.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

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