Home Repair Underestimator Mugs

"The plumber says to put a pan under the place that leaks."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I found the termites!'

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

A DIY disaster.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

The Fuse

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'No it's still not fixed'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"