Home Repair Adventurer Prints

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"The blow drier is broken."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

The Fuse