Home Renovation Rebel Mugs

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Building repairs at the Gingerbread House.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"You're welcome."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Texturing the Walls

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."