Home Purchase In A Cold Climate Pillows

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

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'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Dog Igloo.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

House hunting is cruel.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'They're playing house.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'This is close enough.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Ready?!'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'