Home Project Enthusiast Prints

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"Well yes, technically this IS a big-box store, but we don't actually sell any big boxes."

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Like father like son.

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"The blow drier is broken."

"Was it a fuse?"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'