Home Overhaul Hero Prints

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Non-Drip ?

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

A holiday at home

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

DIY.

Home maintenance

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

'I got Fred a new cordless drill for his birthday, and he just loves it!'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'