Home Market Enthusiast Mugs

'Management is fully aware of the problems staff have affording property at the moment.'

For Sale sign covered in ivy 'Still haven't sold yet.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I didn't spark joy."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Why markets crash.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Jumping Wall Street.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

Emigrating to France.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."