Home Makeover Lovers Mugs

"Oh yes, you can't even recognize the old shoe since the remodel."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."