Home Maintenance Enthusiast Prints

Santa hosing the Chimney.

The maintaining different types of fence.

Laundry.

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'I retired from work but housework has not retired from me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Man using to much bug spray

Yardless: Please help

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

The household cavalry

Your Home Remodel Team

Timber preservation

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Wallpapering with Nails

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."