Home Maintenance Enthusiast Prints

Santa hosing the Chimney.

The maintaining different types of fence.

Laundry.

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'I retired from work but housework has not retired from me.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Man using to much bug spray

Yardless: Please help

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

The household cavalry

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Timber preservation

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.