Home Life Jugglers Mugs

"Have you seen my high visibility jacket anywhere dear?"

Work/Life Balance

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Acclaimed mother.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Decorating with Children

Baskerville Tabby.

Children.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!"

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

I'm on Break.

"On/Slightly Off"

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."