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'When Muriel makes deviled eggs, she doesn't mess around.'

Counting ribs

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Why do you need so many computers?

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Records?

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

Woman in need of an extractor fan.