Home Hunters Mugs

Real estate.

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Emigrating to France.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Home Foreclosed Home.

Realty. Remember

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

House hunting is cruel.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"