Home Heartist Gifts

"We worked on this place for years – a real labor of love."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

A day at the races

"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."

Heart Health Levels

Safe driver.

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Angiogram.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

Gay couple living together.

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

Working from home.