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"Maybe I'm overwatering."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Tree has taken root in the house.

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

Gardener

Pumpkin patch

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'