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"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Putting Practice.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Don't move.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"