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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"

"Well, at least we know our mouse catapult works."

"It works!"

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Could you keep still?"

Lockdown casserole

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Tzatzikicicle

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Boys Cooking

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."