Home Education Enthusiasts Mugs

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

'Home Schooling'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

Obama in schools.

Gone for Broke College

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'