Home Economics Prints

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

Devin fails his Home Economics virtual baby project.'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'We haven't started to learn to cook, we're still learning to thaw...'

"Ms. Davis, the recipe says to separate two eggs....how far apart do I place them?"

'The kettle's boiling, now what do I do?'

'That mink-lined surprise he promise me - it was an apron.'

'My brother ate my homework.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Chefs

Home Economics with an Attitude...

"Sorry, I don't have any beer. The wife cut social benefits and plowed the money into her defence budget..."

"No, he's not 'chilling out'. His idea of chilling is to leave the heat off until December."

"Well here's a thing Babs - the month's run out before the end of the money."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

British savings accounts

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Good boy."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'