Home Economics Teacher Pillows

Devin fails his Home Economics virtual baby project.'

A School for Cooks.

"Ms. Davis, the recipe says to separate two eggs....how far apart do I place them?"

'My brother ate my homework.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'Er, how long did you say you had been teaching Home Economics, Miss Jones?'

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

Home Economics with an Attitude...

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Mario Draghi

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

The economy.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

G7 Summit Concern

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'